LETTER TO THE GIRLFRIENDS

 We the Association of Nigerian boyfriends, hereby inform you that,henceforth, we have removed all forms of subsidies from our toasting; no more meet me at restaurants for lunch, recharge card, BIS
, even condom subsidies. AC in cars hav been removed and u shall only enter car wen u r a wife. We have been very kind in the past by translating our pockets into patience and you have gone ahead to label us dogs. Now,no more mercies... relationship is not by force. Afterall there are photocopies on d streets at night. If you must be in one, be ready to give on d 1st date and share bills. Marriage is EVEN at our discretion.
We know that you people may decide to protest or even go on strike. You shall only create job opportunities for prostitutes. You may do as you wish. We will await you at home.

Yours Sincerely,
The Boyfriends.... One Nigeria